Friday, May 30, 2014

Profile on Ilona (The Fiercest Ice Queen)

Name: Ilona Iesa Icelioni Icerson II
Age: 30
Favorite colors: cream-white and blue-gray
Favorite food (or fruit): Chocolate ganache and kiwi
Personal bio: Greetings, I am Ilona Iesa Icelioni Icerson II. You may recognize me from the KNN (Kawaiia News Network) Top Ten Most Feminist Queens. I'm number one on their list. Leading the democratic monarchy country of Iceicale while being a mother and wife and serving in the Kawaiia Army aganist Lumos' Regin , I say is a bit of a hard job. You can read more in my autobiography, Once Queen, Always Queen,  but for now I have to go speak at an important  X.O.K.H (x-out kawaiian hunger) debate meeting between Kawaiia's leaders, go to the prime minister of Sockitome's wedding, and pick up Idelia from tennis.
Three words: fierce, feminist, regal
Favorite Season: Winter (my ice powers are the strongest)
Least favorite season: Spring (even a queen has horrible allergies)
Family and Siblings: Yes, but they were separated at birth. Ina, Indos, Ikneir, and Isblis.My family is Ideila, Iden, and Idelio. 
How she looks in words: I am always on the run, and words are poignant, but right now there is a book to be made. May you remember me by my voice.


Ilona secretly carries coffee with her everywhere, even in the bathroom!




Profile on Idileo (The 'Nicest' Boy You've Ever Met)

Name: Idileo Icerson
Age: 10
Favorite Colors: Dark blue
Favorite food (or fruit): Spaghetti and Blackberries
Personal bio:  Hello there, I'm Idelio. How are you? I'm good. Care to sit down? Oh, this was about me? Well, I do hate to brag, but whenever a guest comes to the castle (which is everyday), they will always say I have the best manners, the neatest room, and the greatest attitude! Oh, I'm sorry, I must go do my homework and do my chores
Three words: neat, goody-goody, great-attitude
Favorite season: Winter - I can truly make the snowflakes perfect and guests love it when they visit 
Least favorite season: Summer 
Siblings: Idelia (Idina) Icerson, who I hate to bad-mouth, but she is too mischievous! 
How he looks in words: Please understand, I have a bodyguard that does not allow pictures of myself or how I look like in words. But I may tell you, not my bodyguard. I have straight blue hair that's short. I am the same height as my twin and I do think her braids look very bad on me. I'm a bit chubby, too. 


My favorite thing to say, "Thank you."

It's Finally Here, Kawaiia's Mailman is Finally Here! - Profile on Stan (That's The Mailman!)

Now with recent study, Kawaiia needs a mailman and a bus driver that can actually sit the whole ride. When we heard this news, we were delighted to inform the Kawaiians, they have a new mailman, Stan. Stan is an easygoing man who's about 27, and really loves chocolate. 

Name: Stan Jane 
Age: 27
Favorite color: Brown and blue
Favorite food (or fruit): Chocolate
Personal bio: Hey there! I'm Stan, your mailman! I will deliver goods and surprises, and maybe add a ribbon or bow to it. Don't be afraid that there will be accidents, I have a trusty bike, the latest T-REX Model 8.5! So don't be afraid and don't walk a mile just to deliver a bow, Stan, the mailman, is here! 
Three words: friendly, calm, peaceful
Favorite season:  I deliver at all the seasons, so what's the problem with liking all of them? I love every season! 
Siblings: Theresa Marty Jane and Sepster Jane 
How he looks in words: With a brown satchel and a blue uniform, you've got Stan right in front of you! He's got a nice blue hat and (secretly has really long eyelashes!) he's probably eating chocolate.

Stan has a secret obsession with amusement parks and sometimes runs from his job to visit it! 

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Profile on Sadie (A Dumb Sockhead)

Name: Sadie Sockserwhier
Age: 12
Favorite Colors: Red, Green, and Yellow
Favorite food (or fruit): Sockmelons and Sock Chocolate
Personal bio: Hi! I'm Sadie, and I like socks! Socks! My socks are red, green, and yellow! I wear my red, green, and yellow socks on my head. Oooh.. Head! That's a nice word. Nicer than nice. No, nice is nicer. Did I tell you nice was my favorite word! Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice! NICE!
Three words: Dumb, gullible, talkative.
Favorite season: Summer, Winter, Fall, Spring
Least Favorite season: Summer, Winter, Fall, Spring
Siblings: Shadi, her shady drug user sister.
How She Looks In words: Imagine a Kawaiian with long red, green, and yellow socks for hair. Sadie always has a goofy smile that can light up the world on her face. Besides her socks, she really doesn't care about what she wears, so one day it could be boy shorts and a tank top and the next it could be a long dress, but she mostly will wear a jean skirt and a heart tee shirt.

Sadie Owns a sock store Called Sadie's Sock Store and sells socks for 110% off!

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Profile on Idelia (A Mischievous Tween)

Name: Idelia (Idina) Icerson
Age: 10
Favorite colors: Ice blue and black
Favorite food and fruit: raspberries or Nutella
Personal bio: Hey there! I'm Idelia. Anyway, I just have to find a way to prank Idileo for being so ARGH.....nice! It gets on my nerves. I'm his twin, by the way. And UNLIKE him, I use my smartisticality- YES, THE WORD EXISTS- in a more classy and sneaky manner. Oh, crap! I'm late for tennis. Bye! Oh, and by the way, you're about to be splatted with ketchup.
Three words: mischievous, clever, outgoing.
Favorite season: Fall (I love the leaves and frost) 
Least favorite season: Spring (ugh, allergies)
Siblings: Idileo, my annoying, kiss-up, twin brother.
How she looks in words: Imagine a Kawaiian with a devious smile. Her dark blue hair is tied in a messy braid down her back (sorry summer!) without any bows. She mostly wears blue leggings that go to her knees and a long sleeve blue-gray or purple shirt. She is always, no matter what, wearing a blank trench coat that holds CLASSIFIED PRANK STUFF!


Idelia Owns A Magic Ice Crystal That Can Heal Anything

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Advertisement Clip from Summer! (advertising Barb's Ice Cream)


The following presentation is going to be presented in word form. No pictures are available for the actual ad. If my computer cooperates, pictures and actual picture ad will be uploaded. Thank you and enjoy on. 

Summer: Wow! Look at that! (screen shows Barb's Ice Cream truck pass by) I wish I could have some ice cream for 50 cents! 
Truck Driver: Hop on for a ride, young lady! You can buy the ice cream here for only 50 cents! Just like you wished! (screen shows Summer getting on truck eager for a ride)
Summer: Look at the store! That's Barb's Ice Cream! That's you, Barb! (screen shows inside truck with lots of ice cream pictures and seats coated in baby colors as well as the truck wall, Summer's sitting and seems really happy)
Truck Driver: Try this new flavor! (screen shows truck driver handing a decent sized ice cream cup with a baby pink spoon and a special flavored ice cream)
Summer: (screen shows Summer riding around town licking the ice cream she got for free and shows her happy! no sound. few minutes later truck driver stops at Summer's porch where she had been sitting and wishing for the 50 cents ice cream deal)
Truck Driver: Looks like we've got to your home, miss. Come again for more ice cream! 
Summer: (thanks truck driver and hops home happily) I'm going to come again for sure! 

Some of the main things you can tell are places where in the last part when she's happily hopping home you can tell she's smiling without being told. If a video can be created, highly unlikely, you can see the whole ad like it's supposed to be seen! 


Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Sadie and Sebastian Play: The Morian Container of Maps

The Setting: Arabia 
The Date and Time: June 17th...5:00 A 

Narrator: Today is a bit better than yesterday, hot in the early, early morning. Sebastian's up and ready for another day to tour while Sadie is hopping around in Arabia. Wait, what?
Sadie: OMG! It's actually Arabia! Winter and Summer are so nice to get me a ticket! They're nice! Ooh! I like nice people! Wait, I'm nice? Yeah, I'm nice! Nice! I love the word 'nice'! That's my favorite word now! Nice word! Nice, nice, nice, nice! Yay!
Sebastian: I must pray the earliest prayer before touring people. *gets out of bed, washes face, and prays*
Sadie: The day today is so boring! Wait, boring? Oh yeah! Boring! I'm boring! No, I'm not! Wait, am I? What? Boring topic to bore myself with! Boring...! Now that's my second favorite word! Or first? No, nice is nicer. Boring is such a nice word, but not as nice as nice. Or nicer? No nice is still nicer!
Sebastian: *gets ready in thawb and heads outside of his house* Look at the birds! They must be happy to see the early morning so crisp. Like crispy bacon...what?
Sadie: Today is so dark! Dark, yes, dark! Like dark chocolate! The last time I ate dark chocolate is the last time I went with my mom to a carnival. Carnivals are nice! Ooh, nice! I love that word! Nice is my favorite word now! Wait, it already was? *facepalm*
Sebastian: Is that a little girl running in the desert streets of Arabia? What? Socks for hair? Really? No, no. *rubs eyes* No, that's true! Sockhead girl running Arabia! What a wonderful day it is. 
Sadie: Sebastian! Sebastian! Is that you? Yes, I mean you! Yeah, you! The one with the map in your hat thing. I like things! I like a lot of things! I'm a thing, you're a thing, the socks on my head is a thing--
Sebastian: Sadie! That's the girl those other girls were telling me about. Ready for your tour? I'll make it free since you're such a lovely and dumb girl.
Sadie: Yeah, I know! What does 'dumb' mean? Doesn't it mean something awesome or better yet does it mean 'awesome'??
Sebastian: Let's continue, Sadie Sockhead.
Sadie: Can I call you Sabby? 
Sebastian: If I can call you Sock...
Sadie: Sure, Sabby! 
Sabby: Alright, young Sadie let's continue. This is the road. Do you know what a road is? Of course you don't--
Sock: Oh, I know what a road is! Roads are paths and connections! Right? I like to be right! Cause I'm always right! Wait, am I? I think I am, yes, I'm--
Sabby: Am not right. You know you're annoying, Socksie. I'll call you that.
Socksie: Yeah, I know. Everyone tells me I am. They say it means something like a good person or good luck--you know that type of thing? Ooh! I like things! Things are awesome! I'm a thing, you're a thing, my socks are things--
Sabby: Socksie, calm yourself down. You're a bit too hyper today. Let's make this Arabian tour a bit easy for me and please, be quiet while I explain certain things to you.
Socksie: Man, oh man! You have got a chance for a whole 25 seconds! I gotta talk as well Mr. Sebastian! Ooh, did you enroll for the Summer Reading Club? Did you? Summers are always fun, especially with Summer, but I'm planning to actually read this summer! Summer's teaching me how to read! It's going to be so much fun! 
Sabby: Do you know what reading is? 
Socksie: According to my knowledge, reading is a summer game like selling socks at Sadie's Sock Store, or like making money doing nothing! You know that's how I roll. Wow! I learned a new word by saying it! 'Roll' is a cool word! Now that's my favorite word! No, my third favorite word! Actually, my second. Boring is too boring. But nice is nicer, so roll is rolling--which none of the words can--wait, can they? Like off a hill? Now you've got me wondering. 
Sabby: *almost sleeping* Done?
Socksie: *puts thumb up in a 'yes' sign*
Sabby: *pops eyes awake* Look! It's a Morian Glass Container! 'Morian (mo-ree-anne)' means a special glass container made by an alignment of rocks and sea glass in Kawaiia. It's no word in the 'human' world. Those silly humans.
Sockie: *picks up Morian container and examines* It has a map inside it! The map is glowing gold! 
Sabby: *grabs container* Wow. This is better than the Turban Quest Map! Turban Quest is meant to be best, but this proves it is better. This is actually glowing gold! Turban Quest glows silver. *opens container* This map leads to...Socksie's house? What? 
Socksie: Hey look! That's the sock spider I always play with that's always at my house! It's tiny, but it's on the map! Woah! There's my store! Sadie's Sock Store in green, red, and white! Wow! I can use this for back home! 
Sabby: *reads small ink on the bottom of map, suddenly jumps* This says 'take her home where she belongs, people worry where she goes, they think she died in wheat rows'! What? This is talking about you Socksie! Go home! Go! 
Socksie: I don't know how--
Sabby: Follow the map! We'll explore Arabia later, my dear! 

19 hours later...

The Setting: Sadie's house 
The Date and Time: June 17th...12:00 AM

Sadie: This must be magic! I love magic! Magic is now my favorite word, yes, yes it is! Magic! Presto! Magic! Presto! Magic! Presto! I like presto and Magic! 
Sadie's Talking Socks: Go to sleep Sadie. *shakes in disappointment*