The Date and Time: June 17th...5:00 AM
Narrator: Today is a bit better than yesterday, hot in the early, early morning. Sebastian's up and ready for another day to tour while Sadie is hopping around in Arabia. Wait, what?
Sadie: OMG! It's actually Arabia! Winter and Summer are so nice to get me a ticket! They're nice! Ooh! I like nice people! Wait, I'm nice? Yeah, I'm nice! Nice! I love the word 'nice'! That's my favorite word now! Nice word! Nice, nice, nice, nice! Yay!
Sebastian: I must pray the earliest prayer before touring people. *gets out of bed, washes face, and prays*
Sadie: The day today is so boring! Wait, boring? Oh yeah! Boring! I'm boring! No, I'm not! Wait, am I? What? Boring topic to bore myself with! Boring...! Now that's my second favorite word! Or first? No, nice is nicer. Boring is such a nice word, but not as nice as nice. Or nicer? No nice is still nicer!
Sebastian: *gets ready in thawb and heads outside of his house* Look at the birds! They must be happy to see the early morning so crisp. Like crispy bacon...what?
Sadie: Today is so dark! Dark, yes, dark! Like dark chocolate! The last time I ate dark chocolate is the last time I went with my mom to a carnival. Carnivals are nice! Ooh, nice! I love that word! Nice is my favorite word now! Wait, it already was? *facepalm*
Sebastian: Is that a little girl running in the desert streets of Arabia? What? Socks for hair? Really? No, no. *rubs eyes* No, that's true! Sockhead girl running Arabia! What a wonderful day it is.
Sadie: Sebastian! Sebastian! Is that you? Yes, I mean you! Yeah, you! The one with the map in your hat thing. I like things! I like a lot of things! I'm a thing, you're a thing, the socks on my head is a thing--
Sebastian: Sadie! That's the girl those other girls were telling me about. Ready for your tour? I'll make it free since you're such a lovely and dumb girl.
Sadie: Yeah, I know! What does 'dumb' mean? Doesn't it mean something awesome or better yet does it mean 'awesome'??
Sebastian: Let's continue, Sadie Sockhead.
Sadie: Can I call you Sabby?
Sebastian: If I can call you Sock...
Sadie: Sure, Sabby!
Sabby: Alright, young Sadie let's continue. This is the road. Do you know what a road is? Of course you don't--
Sock: Oh, I know what a road is! Roads are paths and connections! Right? I like to be right! Cause I'm always right! Wait, am I? I think I am, yes, I'm--
Sabby: Am not right. You know you're annoying, Socksie. I'll call you that.
Socksie: Yeah, I know. Everyone tells me I am. They say it means something like a good person or good luck--you know that type of thing? Ooh! I like things! Things are awesome! I'm a thing, you're a thing, my socks are things--
Sabby: Socksie, calm yourself down. You're a bit too hyper today. Let's make this Arabian tour a bit easy for me and please, be quiet while I explain certain things to you.
Socksie: Man, oh man! You have got a chance for a whole 25 seconds! I gotta talk as well Mr. Sebastian! Ooh, did you enroll for the Summer Reading Club? Did you? Summers are always fun, especially with Summer, but I'm planning to actually read this summer! Summer's teaching me how to read! It's going to be so much fun!
Sabby: Do you know what reading is?
Socksie: According to my knowledge, reading is a summer game like selling socks at Sadie's Sock Store, or like making money doing nothing! You know that's how I roll. Wow! I learned a new word by saying it! 'Roll' is a cool word! Now that's my favorite word! No, my third favorite word! Actually, my second. Boring is too boring. But nice is nicer, so roll is rolling--which none of the words can--wait, can they? Like off a hill? Now you've got me wondering.
Sabby: *almost sleeping* Done?
Socksie: *puts thumb up in a 'yes' sign*
Sabby: *pops eyes awake* Look! It's a Morian Glass Container! 'Morian (mo-ree-anne)' means a special glass container made by an alignment of rocks and sea glass in Kawaiia. It's no word in the 'human' world. Those silly humans.
Sockie: *picks up Morian container and examines* It has a map inside it! The map is glowing gold!
Sabby: *grabs container* Wow. This is better than the Turban Quest Map! Turban Quest is meant to be best, but this proves it is better. This is actually glowing gold! Turban Quest glows silver. *opens container* This map leads to...Socksie's house? What?
Socksie: Hey look! That's the sock spider I always play with that's always at my house! It's tiny, but it's on the map! Woah! There's my store! Sadie's Sock Store in green, red, and white! Wow! I can use this for back home!
Sabby: *reads small ink on the bottom of map, suddenly jumps* This says 'take her home where she belongs, people worry where she goes, they think she died in wheat rows'! What? This is talking about you Socksie! Go home! Go!
Socksie: I don't know how--
Sabby: Follow the map! We'll explore Arabia later, my dear!
19 hours later...
The Setting: Sadie's house
The Date and Time: June 17th...12:00 AM
Sadie: This must be magic! I love magic! Magic is now my favorite word, yes, yes it is! Magic! Presto! Magic! Presto! Magic! Presto! I like presto and Magic!
Sadie's Talking Socks: Go to sleep Sadie. *shakes in disappointment*
Sabby: Socksie, calm yourself down. You're a bit too hyper today. Let's make this Arabian tour a bit easy for me and please, be quiet while I explain certain things to you.
Socksie: Man, oh man! You have got a chance for a whole 25 seconds! I gotta talk as well Mr. Sebastian! Ooh, did you enroll for the Summer Reading Club? Did you? Summers are always fun, especially with Summer, but I'm planning to actually read this summer! Summer's teaching me how to read! It's going to be so much fun!
Sabby: Do you know what reading is?
Socksie: According to my knowledge, reading is a summer game like selling socks at Sadie's Sock Store, or like making money doing nothing! You know that's how I roll. Wow! I learned a new word by saying it! 'Roll' is a cool word! Now that's my favorite word! No, my third favorite word! Actually, my second. Boring is too boring. But nice is nicer, so roll is rolling--which none of the words can--wait, can they? Like off a hill? Now you've got me wondering.
Sabby: *almost sleeping* Done?
Socksie: *puts thumb up in a 'yes' sign*
Sabby: *pops eyes awake* Look! It's a Morian Glass Container! 'Morian (mo-ree-anne)' means a special glass container made by an alignment of rocks and sea glass in Kawaiia. It's no word in the 'human' world. Those silly humans.
Sockie: *picks up Morian container and examines* It has a map inside it! The map is glowing gold!
Sabby: *grabs container* Wow. This is better than the Turban Quest Map! Turban Quest is meant to be best, but this proves it is better. This is actually glowing gold! Turban Quest glows silver. *opens container* This map leads to...Socksie's house? What?
Socksie: Hey look! That's the sock spider I always play with that's always at my house! It's tiny, but it's on the map! Woah! There's my store! Sadie's Sock Store in green, red, and white! Wow! I can use this for back home!
Sabby: *reads small ink on the bottom of map, suddenly jumps* This says 'take her home where she belongs, people worry where she goes, they think she died in wheat rows'! What? This is talking about you Socksie! Go home! Go!
Socksie: I don't know how--
Sabby: Follow the map! We'll explore Arabia later, my dear!
19 hours later...
The Setting: Sadie's house
The Date and Time: June 17th...12:00 AM
Sadie: This must be magic! I love magic! Magic is now my favorite word, yes, yes it is! Magic! Presto! Magic! Presto! Magic! Presto! I like presto and Magic!
Sadie's Talking Socks: Go to sleep Sadie. *shakes in disappointment*
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